All photos copyright Mel, leave 'em alone
no more strolling on the Champs Elysees...
Am I hoping against hope they said the wrong country and REALLY they meant Singapore? Oh so much.
So in a matter of weeks (shit! in WEEKS!) I'll be doing the school run in England, wearing shades to hide my tears and doing that 'Oh hello, yes, we are new!' thing with a bright, plastic smile. And then I will crawl home - wherever home may be, because having a house would be good, wouldn't it? - and I think I will probably eat biscuits and cry some more.
And swear. Swearing is helping at the moment.
So, business suspended here at Pig in the Kitchen, but who knows when I'll think SOD IT! and bake you a gluten free tea bread instead.